The first type is those who embrace snow, who take it as their friend and realise that snow is precious as the world is warming and we may never see snow again. These types of people will attempt to build snowballs and big as houses, will draw offensive images on the windscreens of cars or be dared to make snow angels in their underpants.
The second type of people decide to go on holiday as they are pessimistic whatnots and don’t believe in snow, so they turn up to the airport, wanting to go as far away from snow as possible yet, oblivious to that random white stuff falling from the skies they still demand flying through it. Develop wings you ignorant sods, don’t blame the next person as they are busy constructing an igloo, not bothering about your flight to Antigua.
That same second type of person, if not busy complaining, is throwing salt over the snow to make it melt. Balderdash! That salt should be saved for the torture of slugs, not ice! Another mind set which these people force upon themselves is that instead of being childishly amused at the construction of figures in the snow, the second type of person worries about the effect it will have on the neighbourhood, shock horror the prices of houses may just fall because everyone is buying houses at Christmas.
Let’s hope that second type of person is a dying breed.
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