Alternative New Year Resolutions to anger other people

• If you have a glass eye, occasionally tap it with your pen whilst talking to other people.
• Push all the flat lego pieces together tightly.
• Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
• Leave the scanner set to reduce by 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
• Reply to what everyone says with "That's what you think".
• Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
• Shout random numbers whilst someone else is counting.
• Drum on every surface available.
• Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make "croaking" noises.
• Repeat everything someone says as a question.
• Write "X- BURIED TREASURE" at random spots on maps.
• Wander around restaurants asking others for some parsley.
• Publicly pretend to be on the search for some invisible demon, asking every other person you see if they have seen one.
• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Sit on the pavement, and point your hair dryer at cars to see if they slow down.
• Sing along to the opera.
• Never break eye contact.
• Invite lots of random people to other people's parties.